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The only fucking that is going to happen in that so called bed, is your back being fucked from where the air mattress folds over those boards
Having slept on an air mattress for the first year or two of my adult life, I can confirm that it definitely does fuck up your back
Any more than 3 slats holding up a mattress is a frivolous luxury, I say.
What in the why
I don’t get it. What magic?
Sleep? Sex? The emojis would imply neither
So, like, card tricks?
Damn you would get a better bed with a 30$ cot and a foam mattress topper dude
Magic? Like what, pulling a real bed from a hat?
Is that a fucking towel?
He’s read up on the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
this is where he practices to be a magician
