Rudy is proudly defending every American’s right to be a criminal dickbag. A defeat here would be a loss for assholes everywhere.

Your know he’s getting old and tired because he forgets to remind people that he was NY mayor during 9/11.

He doesn’t see his actions as criminal.

He’s defending his right to lie in a court of law…

I mean you just kind of stumbled onto the strategy he’ll be using. Always better to fight on a ground of your choosing.