This thing is fucking cool. You don’t even need the button. It doubles as a fan if you put on the floor.

That’s a completely different person

It is very common to hear girls use the term guys, and for people to address a mixed party as “guys”

I only use this when I’m chasing away kids

I suppose corn syrup has a unique feel to it.

Oh man, now you’re just gonna have to make something fresh to snack on. Bummer

Despite their wasted efforts, it just doesn’t matter. Circumventing all this is still too easy. Only the impatient are doomed.

Classic my dog ate my homework excuse.

Can we have a Q anon?

Verified

Those flithy westerners

I don’t think about this ever. I’m literally waiting for one of those two worthless parties to die.

Uncle Bernie to the rescue!

This one hurts in the feelz.

Is the joke that she’s more of a telepath than a telekinetic?

cowards

I’ve heard it said that guns have more rights than women. That’s some bullshit how does anyone justify that? Do guns use pronouns now too, does a gun need protection?

The tears say it all man.

Its probably the only reason the major was put into that position. Foreign influence.

I think your cat is an alien.