Can’t let the kids have nutritious meals! Next thing you know they’ll grow healthy brains and might end up thinking for themselves instead of being slaves to their masters! Nope, nope, can’t have that.

Isn’t a FOIA only good if the people with access to the data willingly hand it over?

Give us the data

“It’s been deleted”

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The Brave Little Toaster would probably be at the top of my list. I can still hear that Jon Lovitz radio.

OOOH, that china. I was like what a peculiar name 😂

And Jigsaw helped him do it!

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I get uncanny valley vibes looking at him in that article pic.

I remember having to crack the PIN code to access the locked channels (which would just give me access to things like skinemax late at night). I faked sick one day to stay home and set to work. I think there was a short timeout after a few failed attempts, so you could only go so fast. It only took 852 tries but I got it! It was 0852, which was just a straight line up the keypad 😑

My dishwasher has been broken for over a week. I can see how your situation is soul crushing. The only thing keeping me going is a fix in the near future.

To purchase more in-game items, and feel like you’ve accomplished something for a few minutes before the sad comes back.

Exactly. Not that you would need it, but it even gives an example image showing the inside of a room lol

We should have listened to Clemenza more closely.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQjMZKOFIkg&t=70

The moment Trump was elected the window on nipping it in the bud closed shut.

BlackBerry, household name. Jordan, Nike, household names. GameStop less so, but had tons of news and stories surrounding it, and it’s relatively recent. Having some idea of the subject drives interest, and these all have a journey within their stories. The Zhong story is boring as shit. The only reason headlines capture anyone’s attention is they can say it was a $3 billion dollar heist, when really it was a $600k heist with no interesting tale behind it except he looked through some code and found a bug. Maybe if he continually cashed the coins out and you know, was actually able to throw a billion+ dollars around and was constantly on the run you could make an interesting move. The dude stole the coin, stashed some hardware in his house, then accidentally called the cops on himself. What an amazing adventure, I can’t wait to watch it in theaters.

Now that’s thinking way too big. This dude is not a household name like Facebook. You’d probably have to ask a few hundred people on the street before one says they know who he is. His story is also not at all interesting like Catch Me or Wolf. Granted, most people probably didn’t know who Belfort was, but his story was wild and constantly evolving and has a lot of story to tell. Zhong was just some crypto nerd who found one bug and stole a bunch of coin that he never touched, and in the meantime he used his other crypto money to buy friendship and drink. He’s worth a one part netflix doc at most.

And control, can’t forget that.

After a decade and a half of “just in case” box saving, I am ready. This is my moment.

I’ve now inserted into my head that CBD = Cum Boiled Dash. I hope I can forget this.

Just like his idol, Putin.