But that would require them to actually work! What the hell kind of masochists do you take them for?

Mullvad is the best $5 and change I spend each month.

Yeah, it was a joke. But you responding in such an earnest way proves that you really are an awesome person.

Oh. Sorry for the dumb question. I’m new to this whole Lemmy thing. I’m trying to make friends and you seem chill. What do you like to do for fun when no one’s around?

What do you mean?

He’s Cartman.

Unless there’s another beeper attack I missed, the one last September was directed at Hezbollah, across Lebanon and Syria.

Not quite, but relatively close.

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This accounts for some portion of it, but the other part is the rise in interest rates. With borrowing money no longer being nearly free, companies tightened their budgets.

Just make sure not to lose it.

Agreed. Why the fuck is a browser allowed to know my battery status or connection strength?

List was non-exhaustive lol

Absolutely the way to go. But will they be able to do it fast enough before being pushed out by market forces?

I think you’re wrong. Reason - I’ve been to Bakersfield. And Barstow. And Inyokern. And Blythe. And Stockton.

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Why the fuck did he have to get cast in this?

Completely agree. Falls into the “some people have more money than sense” category.

Eh, it definitely seems excessive, but it’s likely just a matter of scale. If they’re really that well off, then spending 2 grand on a phone would be similar to buying concert tickets, or bringing a friend along to a theme park, etc.

Good rule.