I’m just kidding, I already held my employer hostage for a raise.

Life Pro tip: be the only person that knows how to do a valuable thing. We don’t get attaboy raises for existing anymore unfortunately or even cost of living increases it seems.

They’ll probably want to lock Biden up over it

Oh cool we all get pay raises? Where’s mine?

That’s because they were probably all stuffed into detention cells and raped into submission during Trump’s tenure.

So this is what Germany felt like back then.

I don’t like it.

This needs to be our new “never forget”

It was a time zone calculation issue

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Ok generic and unskilled misinformationman

“You and yours” may be simple, but don’t assume the same for “me and mine”, fucking thanks.

Since we’re asking rhetorical questions: are you stupid?

Mom said it’s my turn to repost this meme

Fucking San Francisco treat

What this nation’s border security really needs is a [place to channel illegitimate funds to my chronies]!

Draining the swamp into the dam next door that he built

Can’t Stop Singing awkwardly large foot

I’ve never wanted context less

How about you fuck off for telling me what to do

K

Me: uses caps to signify a change in contextual tone without use of a narrator agent

You: YOU SURE SEEM BOTHERED

Oh I know, make the heads teeny like they can barely handle consciousness let alone be valuable intellectually at all. HEY! and make the arms and legs big, like we wanna say “you’re only good for the labor you can produce”. It will be a hit with this new generation , I just know it!

• If corporations were honest