O’Brien could probably do it if you give him a couple hours

In reality, things don’t always go “Up and to the right” and nor do they always need to. My thoughts anyway.

Which HP models have good official Linux support these days? I thought they had stopped supporting the one(s) they did and I’ve had a bunch of bad experiences generally :(.

Entroware is another you could add to the list. I had a good experience buying from them. They do the usual Clevo OEM things.

They can’t until their patent is granted for it 😂

You aren’t.