Finally, someone had the guts to say it. And I’ll take it even further. That’s right, I like Mondays.
You’re a monster.
They’re a mondayster.
I spend a whole weekend being a good dad to a 3yo.
Mondays I go back to work where everyone has reasonable expectations and boundaries. Theres a HR department if they dont and I get half an hour to leave for lunch.
I work from home, weekend with two kids is hell compared to Monday.
Alright folks, time to get the pitchforks and torches.
Yes we know, we all work with you or a version of you. You peppy, smiley fuck.
Also, lasagna is overrated. It’s just layered spaghetti.
Hey! I like Mondays too. I mean that’s when my Marvel Unlimited account drops new comics, so it gives me something new to do.
Monday means refreshed Discover Weekly on Spotify so I get fresh tunes to work to. It pairs well with a fresh cup of coffee and the sun shining in the window.
In the context of the fan theory that says Garfield hates Mondays because that’s when Jon leaves for work, this is extra tragic.