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乇ㄥ 乃卂尺ㄒㄖ@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Hey, the A.I said it not me.

sh.itjust.works

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Hey, the A.I said it not me.

sh.itjust.works

乇ㄥ 乃卂尺ㄒㄖ@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM
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    1 year ago

    I see fuck and marry, but where’s kill?

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      1 year ago

      The reflection on the screen.

      • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM
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        1 year ago

        That’s not nice. :(

        • driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br
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          1 year ago

          You can always choose to fuck (or marry) yourself.

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            1 year ago

            I’ve tried fucking myself, but my penis is too short.

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              1 year ago

              Then put a ring on it

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                1 year ago

                I’m not into that kink.

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                1 year ago

                I don’t understand how that would make it longer

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              1 year ago

              skill issue

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                1 year ago

                Ikr, gitgud

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      1 year ago

      The guy already did the killing

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      It’s the AI…

    • 乇ㄥ 乃卂尺ㄒㄖ@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      Here.

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