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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

...did everyone get this?

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...did everyone get this?

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    20 years ain’t as long as you think it is. Especially if you’re not even 30

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      If someone could guarantee me that I would die 20 years from now I think I would take it. I would rather a guaranteed 20 years than a potential 40.

      It would be great not having to worry about death for that long. I could get hit by a bus tomorrow.

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        An exact date is great too, I can plan everything out to a tee.

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          I still would rather be surprised.

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        (I’m the bus driver)

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          I actually ran someone over yesterday.

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        This could be some real monkeys paw material, though. In your carefree lack of concern, a bus actually hits you tomorrow and puts you into a coma until your predicted date.

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