• funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
    13·
    2 years ago

    Snail takes a 1.3 days to crawl a mile, 280 miles a year. With a huge amount of wealth you can just move to the otherside of the country or ocean every 6 or 7 years.

    • GBU_28@lemm.eeEnglish
      162·
      2 years ago

      The snail is intelligent and understands transportation.

      Still take the deal?

        • Khrux@ttrpg.networkEnglish
          5·
          2 years ago

          It can just stay where it is for 7 years and then get you when you travel back, or at least to that part of the world.

        • GBU_28@lemm.eeEnglish
          4·
          2 years ago

          He jumps out of the rocket, is now floating in orbit. Still aware of your location.

          You now have a killer snail traveling at ~20000mph over your head.

          • pinkdrunkenelephants@lemmy.world
            1·
            2 years ago

            How? It’s a snail. It can’t actually do anything because its body is not suited for doing anything.

            🤔 Perhaps it knows this, and the only way it can die and be free of its flesh prison is by touching you. In which case, that’s sad.