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minus-squareMarxism-Fennekinism@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·11 months agoIt’s not Santa’s fault, he’s thousands of years old so he probably had his IT stack built out ages ago and never bothered to consider upgrades so he just assumed that 10/100 was still state of the art!
minus-squareBeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·11 months agoHe’s probably using cloud services, makes sense, why build out infra he’ll have to manage 365 when he basically needs it 2 months a year?
minus-squareMarxism-Fennekinism@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·11 months agoWonder if he uses Amazon Glacier
minus-squareBeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·11 months agoAnyone got any idea on data retention requirements for Lapland?
minus-squareChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·11 months agoAha, that’s why I never get what I want for Christmas: classic ASP.
minus-squareMarxism-Fennekinism@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·11 months agoYou might end up with an asp instead!
It’s not Santa’s fault, he’s thousands of years old so he probably had his IT stack built out ages ago and never bothered to consider upgrades so he just assumed that 10/100 was still state of the art!
He’s probably using cloud services, makes sense, why build out infra he’ll have to manage 365 when he basically needs it 2 months a year?
Wonder if he uses Amazon Glacier
Anyone got any idea on data retention requirements for Lapland?
Aha, that’s why I never get what I want for Christmas: classic ASP.
You might end up with an asp instead!