• listless@lemmy.cringecollective.io
    251·
    4 days ago
    1. adjudicated rape
    2. 36 felonies
    3. orange spray tan
    4. the world’s worst combover
    5. a small $1,000,000 loan in the 70’s from your dad but also being made head of a major real estate company that your father owned and also other multimillion dollar loans that were never paid back in the 80’s and having daddy cosign/guarantee 70 million dollar projects you were a part of.
    6. all the bankruptcies
    7. racism
    8. misogyny
    9. lies
    10. alternative facts about the climate change hoax
  • theywilleatthestars@lemmy.world
    17·
    4 days ago
    1. Hat
    2. Extremely dubious nutrition supplement
    3. Car dealership
    4. Kid who doesn’t talk to you anymore
    5. Gen ai program
    6. Cybertruck
    7. $10,000 subscription to a seminar that tells you to buy more overpriced bullshit
    8. 10,000 DOGE subscription to a seminar that tells you to buy more overpriced bullshit
    9. X premium subscription
    10. Gun
  • Alice@hilariouschaos.com
    45·
    4 days ago
    1. Jacked up truck with maga bumper stickers
    2. Maga hat
    3. A paid off house or property
    4. Married
    5. Kids
    6. Guns
    7. A blue collar job
    8. An X account
    9. Thick skin
    10. American flag

    Honestly you know mine is pretty spot on

    • 【J】【u】【s】【t】【Z】@lemmy.world
      3·
      3 days ago
      1. Busted truck with rust spots and maga stickers.
      2. Divorced.
      3. Kids won’t talk to them.
      4. Spent more on guns than on personal hygiene.
      5. Thin skin, whines about literally anything.

      Ftfy

      Numbering didn’t work though. 1 4 5 6 and 9.

      • undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch
        2·
        2 days ago

        Numbering didn’t work though.

        Markdown has this strange behavior where once it thinks it’s a numbered list, it doesn’t care which numbers you use. I think behind the scenes it’s just parsing it as an HTML <ol>, <li>.

  • Kaboom@reddthat.com
    218·
    4 days ago

    1. Deport illegals

    2. Protective tariffs

    3. Not demolish the second amendment

    4. Absolutely stupid culture war stuff

    5. Making NATO countries meet their obligations

    6. Pull out the middle east

    7. Hopefully drain the swamp

    8. Help keep food on the table

    9. Help keep the agencies in check. Like Fema.

    10. Be populist as hell

    • Furbag@lemmy.world
      6·
      4 days ago

      How come he didn’t fix any of these problem the first time around?

      Face it, you got tricked. Again.

    • cranakis@reddthat.com
      7·
      4 days ago
      1. Pull out the middle east

      Israel too, right?

      1. Hopefully drain the swamp

      Blows me away that people think that slimy fucker is going to fight corruption… Trump is the corruption. Look at this clown show of a cabinet.

    • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world
      5·
      4 days ago

      Rape and fraud should be higher on the list.

      Holy shit. Just looked at your history. Congratulations! You get to cut ahead to the front of the blocked line!