It’s so infuriating that now we have to hope trump doesn’t die, since we’d get vance.
And if they both die then we get President republican Speaker of the House.
Maybe not. The Republicans haven’t secured the house yet. Several races remain undetermined and the Dems could take it.
Now. if I were writing this season, I would let the Dems win. Then have Trump and Vance both pass away (Trump: heart, Vance: An accident involving a reclining couch) and with a Dem house we’d end up with President Hakeem Jeffries who could then appoint Kamala Harris as VP again. Every cranium in the nation with a MAGA cap perched on it would simultaneously explode.
How would you write Vance’s death? He seems to be in ok health, unlike Trump.
Reclining couch “accident.”
Massage chair misshap.
The couch fucked back
