Kindergarten.

Optional on paper.

Enforced in practice.

So why not impose economic embargoes on luxury goods that primarily inconvenience the wealthy? Starve the Texan 1% of their shiny goodies and let them eat themselves.

Stop playing nice; these people are trying to create a Christian Taliban.

Bible-infested.

I’m sure they also have the option to teach the Quran. Surely.

These wolves have impeccable tailors creating the most authentic of sheep’s clothing.

Texmex