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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

For your wish using a noun associated with a male chicken is a mistake

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For your wish using a noun associated with a male chicken is a mistake

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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months ago
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  • go $fsck yourself@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    More pixels, less blur, and does not have the author’s credit cropped out by some scumbag

  • 👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.de
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    You’ve got to be specific

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      Dam! This was exactly what I thought of as well! I just binged it over the last month and finished exactly when the show just did last week. This was definitely one of the better jokes that I remember. They leave it out, but due to his last line before granting the wish all he can think about is Guillermo and he is not happy after.

      • 👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.de
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        My wife and I tried to time our rewatch with the finale, but we were off a day (after airing).

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          The funny thing was, i actually finished a week before the last episode. I watched episode 10, and since all the seasons were 10 episodes, I thought that was the finale. Once I saw the 11th drop, I was excited until I also realized it was actually ending. I had no idea it was the end.

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    A jenie will always twist a wish. I think the wiser was quite lucky this was a result and they didn’t end up like that freaky cock sup from the boys.

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    And for my next trick a room full of cats…

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    looking at a footlong hotdog I’ll take it

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    I thought this was some clever pun and the guy wished for a cock hitler, cock nazi or whatever before I realized the geenie isn’t doing a sieg heil.

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    Go win cockfighting. Not a cockfight, the “sport” overall. Someone will be into it.

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    The Hidden Complexity of Wishes

  • Uriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Chronic Morbid tumescence

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