Well put, sir! You’re truly a gentleman and a scholar. Wait… Did you mean to imply you’re a woman? On the Internet? Wouldn’t your delicate constitution give you the vapors or something if you were to see something unseemly, or, dare I even say it, obsc*ne? There is no need to thank me for the censorship, by the way. Perhaps you should turn off your computer and consult the man of the house. It’s the glowing button there on the front, sweetie.

In all seriousness, I would love to know the overlap among people who assume others on the internet are men, people who subscribe to OnlyFans, and people who are transphobic. That would have to be some tangled logic and Olympic level rationalization. I bet it’s more than one, and I bet I’ve already seen one interviewed at some kind of a rally.