• SomeDude@feddit.de
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    1 year ago

    My asshole attacked my right forearm this morning at 4am. He just jumped on it, gnawed and clawed down and held onto it like a koala to a tree. Hurt quite a bit.

    I had to really, really shout a him to snap out of it. Then he got scared, ran away and hid behind the sofa.