Fuck yeah CKY! You ever listen to Jess’ newer band, The Company Band? Supergroup thing with Neil Fallon from Clutch on vocals.

Should’ve woken up earlier. Then it could’ve been the 4th shitty thing you’d heard today and it would’ve stung less.

I used to love back in the day when thin blue line stickers were just a “please don’t give me a fucking ticket” stickers.

Squirrel legs prepared like chicken wings are killer.

take the bate.

I think that’s what Louis C.K. said before he’d do what he did.

Oh fuck off, would ya?

Crazy that they opened fire on people trying to break in to an unoccupied vehicle.

EDIT: Jesus Christ people. Do you think it’s ok to discharge a firearm in public to attempt to wound or kill someone trying to break in to an unoccupied vehicle? That’s insane.

Those fucking emojis-on-hover drive me insane. Get out of the way!

Lol, same trick I use.

Good. Go get em.

I thought people stopped pulling the fire alarm in like 7th grade.

Snapchat was the big one missing that really put the nail in the coffin towards the end there.

How you gonna fuck a chicken without a dick? Let the chicken fuck you I guess? Still a chicken fucker at that point, technically.

This was the title NBC News put when I hit the share button. If it changes later I can change it here too.

Same here. Gotta love riding into a cloud and not knowing what the fuck is on the other side of it. And you’re correct that it’s just willful harm. They do it on purpose to hurt people.

Good. Such an idiotic trend.

Whoops, fixed.

Fucking exactly!

“I don’t know anything about that.”

“Well now you do. So what do you think about it?”

Heeeyyyyy very cool! Subbed

Dude’s name is Sclamt? Lol