The title screen theme is actually the Finnish national anthem

I made the switch to DDG a few days ago and it actually is insane how much more relevant the information is compared to google.

Ive recently had the automated response tell me “If you keep doing that I’m going to terminate this call, now, have you calmed down?”

Needless to say I lost my absolute shit on that robot.

I hope this is common because I haven’t had that type of high since legalization hit and I miss it.

And all of the anti-virus tools are 50 updates behind so they’re essentially non-functional bloatware even moreso

We out here g. Every other week it’s a roll of the dice on if a filling or crown will chip or crack. If only implants didn’t cost baseline $60k I’d fuck right off from the dentist bills and go full robo jaw.

Jesus christ SSH

Slide me some skin daddio

To be fair most approaching mammals don’t have the jaw strength to crush my skull like a grape.

But just look at that smiley boi.

You don’t want to be.

This is why I like weed. All the fun of the buildup, with no dropoff.

Close lol, the original joke the host is like “and that’ll be $18”

Whew, thought I was the only one with a personal deviled eggs batch.

Ethically speaking apparently.

As a man with glamorously long natural eyelashes, it is not all its cracked up to be either. They get all criss/crossed and bent so they drag ever so slightly on my cornea and since it didn’t fully fall out I just keep rubbing the eye trying to dislodge it and end up just irritating it more.

Fuck eyelashes, they’re another annoying “feature” of the human body. Just like making the air and food hole join and be controlled with a flimsy meat flap. Or putting the male g spot in the ass.

If this is all a simulation, someone is having a riot of a time messing with mods and screwing with character gen.

Evangelion 9.1+1?

9/11 Never Forget. They didn’t specify HOW we should remember. Trauma and memes go together like jet fuel and the inability to melt steel beams

Oh thank heavens, I thought they were shutting down the economies of Mexico, Indonesia, Nigeria and Turkey

Assert dominance. Piss on the floor.

Part of me hates this, mainly the trypophobic and bits. But I could honestly see this as like a weird collectable in some type of RPG.