A less endearing Dwight Schrute

I don’t want my car to know anything. I want it to do what I say and only what I say without question. I’m thinking of getting a 70’s truck.

It is titled a portmanteau of ridiculous and religious. You went in for a serious take?

I picked my pit because that’s what the shelter had and she’s incredibly sweet. Even with kids, they can pull her face meats and it doesn’t even bother her.

Probably paying us money we sent them in the first place.

I frequently can’t find songs. I will say they generally are obscure though.

Meh, republicans aren’t people and I’m tired of pretending they are. They’re more akin to zombies I’d say.

He broke a law that says he’s now disqualified. I don’t care if he’s people’s choice he did it to himself.

Nah, it’s hilarious and probably bothers Trump a ton. He smells like shit.

Fuck it. If it hurts Trump’s feelings I’m in. Nothing substantial matters to him or his cult, you’re not going to get em with policy. The path is bullying, straight up. It works.

Fashy ass Britain, and you guys don’t even have knives let alone guns to show the government that you are tired of their shit.

What country is that? Russia?

Because he’s a lazy fuck with severe adhd and he’s a fucking idiot.

Because he’s a lazy fuck with severe adhd and he’s a fucking idiot.

The book tha Michael Lewis wrote and is now being heavily criticized for because he is so far off the mark and totally takes this twerp’s dick all the way down his throat and lets him finish?

You are an awful status quo, please don’t rock my boat it’s working for me and I don’t care about anybody or anything else person.

Gotta pick up some little Armalites

You sound dumb as shit.

Hey at least you’re unarmed and can’t fight back against your fascist government when they take your rights.

I can’t, they took it away.