Or, small town girl moved to the big city, returns to small town and sees that man iN a NeW LigHt

SLURP SLURP

This cracks me up, once I posted on reddit that I pour milk before cereal and got down voted to hell. The users did NOT agree with me :(

When I moved to Florida (I do not recommend), the locals called the bigger ones “palmetto bugs.” No dude, that’s a big-ass roach. A cute name does not change that fact.

I just bought 6 different flowery-scented goat milk soaps and they are heavenly