I only have to upvore you

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I mean, I’d get it if there was an estimation on just how fast it would kill me.

And how painless.

Can people actually criticise Israel and get away with it? Hasn’t been the case for the past decade or even more. This is hardly news.

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interior crocodile alligator

Oh! I get it! Because SEX!!! AHAHAHAHA!!

Just the food?

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mfw just asking ChatGPT to write an undetectable essay.

Later, losers!

ITT: “It’s ok when we do it.”

TIL Adam & Eve had a marriage certificate

You monster.

If children were so smart, why are they still children?

Bah, what are we paying those nerds for anyway? Just math it out!

There is no shame in coming in second, except in like, wars.

Why don’t you back that up with a source?

“We’re not assholes. But if we are, then they deserved it.”

Smash that like button!

And I am the world leading expert in yuh uh, so there.

It is what it is.

My blood is full of it, I’ll be fine.