Fucking sliding doors moment right here, reading this comment is the proximate cause of my eventual murder and dismemberment by a big tiddy jailbird gf.

Blue/black

Please eat verification Sausage.

Finally, a solution to deal with the used 47 tons of Castrol Cyltech 40 XDC that I’ve had sitting around forever.

Chicbacon

Nah we just have software killswitches.

you are outside the bounds of the map

Milktrout. It will put hair on your bones

It reminds me of sewing patterns for dresses drawings

The golf of America

Tasters complained

I microwave my coffee with a spoon in it every morning at work, it’s fine

Ligma balls

Urban outdoorsman?

Nobody wants to work anymore

Guess who owns a key for the machine?!

Decompressing after a long shift at Alligator Auschwitz eating migrants.

We all carry trauma in our lives

Queen marshmallow

You think that’s impressive, wait till you see bull eggs