Linux is a clearing in the woods. You have the freedom to build a cabin yourself from logs with your barehands with LFS, buy building materials and power tools to build a completely custom house yourself with something like Arch or Gentoo, get a kit and put it up yourself with Fedora or Debian, put up a prefab with Ubuntu, or just pull up a trailer for a while and move on with a live ISO.

By the pussy!

Dental plan

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No. Because I use Eternity, peasant

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Ladies prep your holes

Go, go Godzilla!

New York’s hottest restaurant is Cracker Barrel. Constructed from saltine crackers hastily arranged inside an old barrel of pilchards, this place has everything. Pancakes, eggs, that little peg game and Skeletor accidentally severing his own genitals with a firearm he brought to a chain restaurant for reasons best known to himself.

Don’t forget kids, every time a Lemmy instance federates with Threads it makes Mr Zuckerburg cum.

No thank you. I hated every minute of IT support. Went from analyst to Team Leader then manager. Working as a server engineering apprentice now and loving it