The thing is that Electron apps don’t even look good compared to native apps. They’re slow and janky and, once you’ve seen a few of them, your impression is “the company didn’t care enough to build a native app”. In that sense, an Electron webpage in an app has the same connotations as AI artwork on a Substack essay: it looks slick if you’ve never seen one before, but cheap and shoddy if you know what it is.

Daddy was one of the handful of lucky survivors who weren’t crushed by a SUV or abducted by a serial killer. Back then, families had, like, 13 kids so that at least one or two would survive the perils of playing outside.

Come 2028, they’ll have someone else to blame for all the personal hardships they suffered over the past 4 years, and will vote extra-Trumpy to punish them.

It’s OK. They’ll just blame the gays, Mexicans, or woke liberal elites. Or, for old time’s sake, the Jews.

It takes a heroic amount of cocaine to make something so devoid of taste and see it through.

Isn’t the Venn diagram of people who didn’t vote Republican and people who enjoy cruise ships just two disjoint circles?

“turn towards”?

I wonder if Musk put some pressure on the courts behind the scenes.

Where’s “beach”?

Elon Musk: The Early Years

It’ll be rolled into Elmo’s X “everything app” as the preferred way of paying bribes, when you can’t book an overpriced room at a Trump Hotel.

The fediverse needs to outlast BlueSky, so that when its VC backers call time and demand a profitable exit (i.e. enshittification), there’ll still be a fediverse.

Replace the carrot with a cucumber, as they perceive those as dangerous snakes

South Korea should retaliate by airdropping PornHub gift cards on them.

You might want to stay away from any Australian wine that’s packaged in a plastic bag then.

Rwanda is ahead of the “civilised world”.

Did they beat him to death with it or something?

They’ll choose Trumpism. Starmer inherited the legacy of the Brexit referendum, and if he’s seen as veering towards the European approach, the oligarch-owned press will have his guts for garters and Nigel Farage in No. 10. As such, he’ll have no choice but to make a speech acknowledging this and rejecting the European approach in principle.

That and cheap and cheerful musical keyboards.

That doesn’t look like her, and besides, her name is Xenia.