It’s a major award!

License and registration…CHICKEN FUCKER!

Nor cunning use of flags.

I don’t know why you guys make jokes about this. Captchas LITERALLY keep SKYNET from forming.

I’d be more impressed if He could accurately recreate Mogen David 20/20 or Boone’s Farm. In my experience, those were demonic, leading to a religious experience as I begged God for mercy between wretches.

MAGA. We put the Fun in “fundamental.”

Holy Ghost?

What the hell is this? An episode of Scooby-Doo?

“And I would’ve gotten away with it if it wasn’t for you God and Jesus kids!”

Look, man, I first saw Airheads at about 13…

Dark Helmet : Did you see anything?

Colonel Sandurz : No, sir! I didn’t see you playing with your dolls again.

Turducken would like a word.

Wrong, dickhead, trick question. Lemmy IS God.

Maybe. As for me, I’m just a sometimes-immature 40 year old participating in a shitposting group.

Cobain’s, too.

Your cardiologist would like a word about having a 2,000 year old corpse in your heart.

2024 is just around the corner, friend. Don’t be afraid to set big goals for yourself.

TAKE OFF, EH!

Stands to reasons, since most depictions of this Jesus character show him as VERY white and VERY European.

I love the idea of him telling a parable with a comical German accent.

“Da! Hullo! Wilkommen to mein sermon on mein mount!”

They have cars in the Middle East?

Oh. Wait. Just the Israelis.

Blessed are the cheesemakers?

The real beauty of this is that we found out there is no point of diminishing returns on Brent Spiner as an android.