I have a man,

I have pineapple,

Pineappleman?

Penpineappleappleman?

Seriously. “Start it a day early” My brother in Christ why does your grill need wifi? Do you get updates when the steak is ready? Can it flip your burger?!

Some of them. I had a red hat when trump first dropped, and I stopped wearing it after the second guy told me he almost kicked my ass for wearing it.

It’s a red front with a white mesh back and is from a local food company, and it’s like 20yr old, yet still it was close enough I had to retire it. I’d be worried to wear one even closer to the real one here tbh, likely someone doesn’t read it and just goes off at it by mistake.

That’s just what the off brand ones call themselves to avoid lawsuits, don’t read too much into it.

Or do idc lol but that’s why.

All the brits in here don’t even understand, it’s not about the brand name you ninnys, they’re chocolate sandwich cookies.

FIX BAYONETS!

Me neither.

Tbf, it’s also still used to refer to actual raccoons and coonskin hats and such. It’s also is still to this day an actual surname, there could literally be a guy with that actual name (actually, googled it, looks like there’s a Resort in Maui, and the CEO of something called Savvy both actually have that name, albeit the resort with an s on the end). Monkey is also “straight up a racial slur that was historically a major tool of oppression” and also people still call others monkeys for just acting silly or haphazardly, and there’s of course the animal. Jig is another, it both can be used as a racial slur or to describe a little dance.

Point being, there are both racist and innocuous uses of all those words, and without knowing more about the author we don’t have sufficient information to conclude intent. Hell I don’t even know their country of origin, it’s possible they’re not American, ESL, etc, and have no idea the connotations of the word beyond “name pun.”

See but I had a psychiatrist as a kid that would literally report what I said to my mother (and not like harming others or myself like is legally required, just like, shit that I said I didn’t like about my mom and then he’d tell her and she’d punish me about it.) Legally, he was allowed to do that since I was a child, I’m not now and so legally they can’t even if they had her phone number, but now I can’t trust them even if that distrust is slightly illogical. Double distrust due to incentive to make me return and keep paying, but y’know the childhood “trauma” (if you can call it that) of having it weaponized against me using the therapist is still there on that one too.

You have to be kidding, men don’t have trauma. If they do they’re weak.

Wait…

Phallic Assured Destruction?

She needs to be transferred to basically any subject other than biology, seeing as she has clearly demonstrated her lack of knowledge on the subject.

I’ve legit just started:

“Can you stop shaking your leg?”

“No.”

“Excuse me?”

“I’m literally physically unable to control it, so, no I can’t stop. Sorry.”

I’m not even trying to be funny or lying, just deadpan matter of fact truth: no, I cannot.

Yeah I hate being understanding when my gf is sick or on her period too, like man up and wash them dishes bitch!

Oooooor you could be more understanding if one of you is under the weather regardless of gender I guess if you wanna be a loser.

For sure, women usually say they want a man who can show his feelings. It’s just that the second he does cry about anything other than a dead child, she gets the ick and loses all respect for him, in my personal experience. I think they talk a big game but when the chips are down they find out they’re not actually as into it as they thought.

Vindaloo is real?! I thought Lister made it up!

Nuh uh.

Orly? Then:

What does water feel like when it’s dry?

New question for the “water isn’t wet” fools unlocked.

Fr, I’m positive “legalized pirates” used their privates. That’s crazy.

Lucky. 100° f in mine rn.