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Full of cold I sniggered way too hard at that and 3 years of shnots came out. Cheers for the laugh and clear out. Happy new year

And bring that keg of mead on board with ya, ya dastardly scallywags 🏴‍☠️

A type of snake mixed with a rat.

Anyone got a light, dropped my keys…

Aye, let me just turn on the sun.

Removed by mod

I was expecting more urgency from the security. Yeeting Joe into the car, slamming the door then duel wielding guns and just start blasting in every direction… Kind of urgency.

I’m unable to contain the level of shock.

I’m not so bad, thanks for asking - how are you?

squirts Kimmy with the water spray bottle

Hold on, so… OK. No free beer?

grabs jacket off the stand
Have a nice day

Raise the anchor! 🏴‍☠️

Just get fucking rid, ex’s are ex’s for a reason.

May you be blessed with a cup of tea and a biscuit of choice

This is my kind of maths, add on p&p, handling, admin and VAT let’s it call it a nice round milly. No, no questions at this time sorry.

Lmao that made me laugh way too much

Many thanks

Can someone provide 1 of those paywall blocker links please. I keep meaning to bookmark 1

I never thought I’d witness the birth of a hero. Long Live Glorbo!

Clearly atleast I’m not alone!

That’s fucken weird… I guess I just thought it was a watermark in my peripheral? Or I have actually got tunnel vision