Sadly I’m just not that cool

I still call things the bomb :(

Super God, duh

If you have a unibrow is that your face’s moustache?

Your resignation letter should have just said “Now I’m about to roll”

What the french, toast?

Right after they start hurling personal insults

come to some arraignment

Not sure if that was intentional but it works well either way haha

Well? Are you a rapper now?

We’re officially known as dong lovers

This makes sense to me if Michael Cera can play Shaft

With subtle notes of bark, moss, asphalt, and slightly dirty asshole

Opposite for me haha. Some of those hotel towels put in work

And have my dick fall off? No thanks

Who are you? My wife?

I liked when they told you to turn to a different page and took you on a little adventure

This was definitely personal for him lol

I agree. I wanna go there so bad

I never knew I needed this

1. Neither of your scenarios are murder. They are both manslaughter, for which negligence must be demonstrated.
2. Both murder and manslaughter must be committed against a person, which an embryo is not