Imagining a bunch of guys in polos posted up on the corner. “Hey bro, I’ll install your printer, $10”.

Hit the old man enough to win by decision but not actually hurt him. That’s the only real winning path - and exactly what happened.

P-edo, p-eepee, p-enis. Has been known since the Steele Dossier revealed it’s likely existence that at least one of those “P tapes” are out there, in Russia, held as compromat over Cheeto Mussolini.