We have to be the thing we want to see out in the world. If we want open source communities and an internet free of corporate influence then we have to do the work required to build them. It’s not going to happen by magic.

Excuse me sir, do you have a licence and registration for that ice cream?

I would like to do school again but start it with an ADHD diagnosis.

Yo, thas rayciss!

Finish by eating the sleeve with a nice Chianti.

Go UTI!

Are you Jay Leno?

At this point it’s like choosing cancer over Alzheimer’s. Die from excruciating inner torment or infuriate everyone else until you die.

They found no guns and several copies of The God Delusion in the mosque.

I henceforth refer to you as some shit

Someone was molesting a chair?

I had my heart stolen by a Romanian girl.

This email should have stayed in Draft for a few hours and then come back to remove all the expletives. At least Mauro has something to hang on the wall of his crapper.

It wasn’t capitalists, it was the invisible hand of the market.

You definitely don’t want a blunt force trauma to this delicate area

Can you just not, mkay?

It’s what I think on the rare occasions I get a look at my wife’s genitalia.

You will never reap the rewards of being trapped under water for hours with that kind of attitude.

There is no relationship between what you earn and your skill level. If there were, theoretical physics would be a top paying field. The reason is, this is capitalism and we are horrible negotiators. If you want to earn top money in a technical field, the best you can do is insert yourself in a revenue stream. Roles that are critical to revenue like a billing system or associated with a intrinsically valuable commodity e.g. petrochemical, are more lucrative than other similarly skilled professions.

Is the collective noun for COBOL programmers, cobblers?