And the name of that boat? Albert Einstein.

Isn’t that just fried tofu?

I see you have broken both of your arms. How illogical…

“I’ve dwelt among the humans. Their entire culture is built around their penises. It’s funny to say they are small. It’s funny to say they are big. I’ve been at parties where humans held bottles, pencils, thermoses in front of themselves and called out, ‘Hey, look at me. I’m Mr. So-and-So Dick. I’ve got such-as-such for a penis.’ I never saw it fail to get a laugh.”

Eh, puto! MUUUU!

Fuck yo couch warp core!

Oh no! He is going to chase after balls, and lick people’s faces!

Sorry, “Geordi”

Gorde with hair looks like EAZY-E in space.

https://youtu.be/v07Q9i2UpNk?si=45V7rNYc9tdOkxPG

Goats are just unreasonable.

If you liked that one, you’ll love “double barrel”.

I know this is all fun and games, but has anyone tried dried shrimp with ramen?

I’ll put five down for him to go fuck himself before his run off the cliff.

A strange juice in the hand is worth two rude and unreasonable chickens in the bush.

The island of lesbos?

https://maps.app.goo.gl/JzaZuCbc3JSRfjRQA

Can imagine my ex asking “Computer, open can of raviolis, room temperature”.

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The last panel is him sleeping on the floor, while all the dogs are on the bed.

What about a psychic poodle?

Life : Now, I’m gonna open my fly and you’re gonna swallow what I give ya to swallow. And after you swallow mine you’re gonna swallow Rooster’s cause ya done broke his nose and I think he oughta have something to show for it.