BruceTwarzen

That shit is like flat earth. It started as a joke and everyone was in on it and then suddenly some morons went: wait, it all makes sense now.

But not disney+ because you bought a car from a manchild.

Today i got up and walked my dog at 9am. The sun was shining and i was wearing shorts and a long sleeve shirt, it was super nice. 20ish years ago at this time, i was skiing through the streets of the town i live.

Nuclear winter is calling

And they say there are no stupid questions

No reason to lick garbage

You know if someone is a 40 year old man or not

ofc people believe it.

And somehow convinced americans that single lane traffic jam lubes are a good idea.

Not really

I think a lot of it has to do that a lot of people only know movies from memes and tiktok.

At least they eradicated most indians, so they can’t repeat that.

How is it even possible for him to accumulate that kind of money?

At least that’s just visual. Still shit for a car that expensive. But the welding and “engineering” holy shit these are crappy cars

So was Toby, no reason to rape his wife and blame it on a ghost.

They are obliged to check… What now? Someone having a book they don’t like? Saudi Arabia is looking more progressive every day in comparison

Takes a liar to spot a liar i guess

Takes a liar to spot a liar i guess

It’s unsurprising, but still, what the fuck is up with all the rape? Maybe i don’t get it because i’m not a rapist, but i always assume the last thing i would think about in an active war is raping people.

I used to work for the military, i had to keep 65 random guys between the age of 19 and 39 busy for two weeks. Every now and then there was a batch of guys that was shockingly stupid. I’m not a very smart guy, usually when someone has an idea, i run with that, because i assume everyone else is smarter than me. But holy shit, i have no idea how some of these people even exist in the real world.
I paired two guys up, one was a carpenter and the other one works at a post office. Their task as to close up a door that wasn’t used anymore. I got two boards cut in size to mount on both sides. If i would’ve done it, i woul’ve given myself an hour. They spend 9 hours on it, using all kinds of tools, somehow ruining both boards, and it looked like ass.
This is only one story of two people, but the list just never ends. I’d never run out of stories for doing that job for only 5 years, which means a total of 10 weeks.
Some guys were scary dumb, but somehow had a functioning life.