Funnily enough, 3.4% is the mortality of COVID.

Wasn’t there a movie or show where someone stopped hearing people because of some brainchip fee he didn’t pay?

As a hairy ass man, whose diarrhea comes out as filtered drinking water, wiping is a chore.

That hand is either fat, male, both or just an ugly woman lol

He knows when I’m awake because he can’t see me anymore.

Jokes on you. He only sees you when you’re sleeping.

But if we save Harambe, no one would have died for us

Charlie Chaplin always needs to be censored.

It is my understanding that the joke is misinterpreted or maybe correctly interpreted as some serious problem with the person, so that the therapist puts them in a mental hospital, where those things are worn instead of shoes.

As someone who never had any mental problem or childhood trauma, this took me way too many comments to understand.

That’s why I learned to smile with my whole body.

That’s why I sleep at work. It’s the most restful sleep because you sleep with a clear conscience, knowing you’re getting paid for it.

Only for subs, constantly asking for permission.

For everyone else who can only hear it if the notes are the correct format:

That’s… old. This is a windows phone style chatbox. My old Lumia 950 had the exact same style for messages.

You‘re gonna hate me, but ChatGPT (any LLM tbh) is perfect for a generic start. Once you get the hang of it, it sucks, but until then it’s good.

Don’t forget to stabilize your kid’s sandwiches 🥪

I‘m across the pond in Europe. I’ve literally never seen a check outside American movies and business books.

So you’re definitely old enough to know what ✏️📼 means!

I‘m 30 years old. I have never seen a fax machine and a check. I have only once used a payment slip at a machine before my phone app was able to do this.