Username checks out.

This makes me deeply uncomfortable.

I don’t know, I hear they have great cinema.

Just remember,

There is no sex in the champagne room.

/thread

Yes, your head looks like a testicle.

A good friend of mine always says “I’d rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.”

Fellow freelancer, I see.

Mother FUCKER

Commence high pitched screeching

I was going to ask where the ball gag is.

Thank you for your service.

Please, for the love of Thor explain Ohio to me. X’er lost AF.