I imagine the climate is better, though that’s a low bar to clear. We’re in a very narrow band now when I enjoy spending time out of doors. Soon we’ll return to the 10 month summer.

I mean, based on these other examples, it seems like a real monkey’s paw situation. We’d probably just get a few more asshat billionaires out of it.

Ok, but for real, though? Actually, that’s a good idea. Factory chicken farms are already grotesque, but if we bring in Cronenberg and the ghost of H.R. Giger to design these monstrosities, it’ll put people off eating it entirely.

Not a veggo for the record; I just feel like I probably should be.

Good shout, I hadn’t noticed!

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I use Sync, but I’m pretty sure there are multiple apps and/or browser extensions that will do it for you.

I mean, not really. The ruling wouldn’t protect him from being impeached, and Democrats would definitely vote to impeach him if he made a heel turn like that. Most Democrats actually value the rule of law.

It doesn’t have the same connotation for everybody, obviously. As a resident of the southern US, it’s just an everyday phrase, and doesn’t carry any “trying to seem cool” baggage.

I love it when my tags are vindicated. Here I had you tagged as ‘tasteless asshat’, and I clearly couldn’t have been more right.

It’s sickening, the way we’ve screwed over the Kurds.

I agree, it would be great to see. But the success of the Tea Party was predicated on the support of conservative billionaires. The left doesn’t have any of those. Moreover, there’s no room for it in the current political situation.

In the absolute best-case Scooby-Doo ending for 2024, Trump is defeated and convicted. I think there’s at least a slim chance that this could break the GOP enough that it splinters into the Double-Down Crazy Party and the Let’s Get Back to Fleecing the Poors in a More Socially Acceptable Way Party. In this scenario, a real left-wing party could gain some traction.

I’d really prefer the plain hard boiled eggs, maybe with a bit of salt. Nothing against the devil, per se, but their eggs are gross imo.

I will downvote every iteration of this stupid minions meme, regardless of whether or not it is formatted correctly. I’m sick to death of it. I’m well aware that nobody else gives a shit, and why should they? As long as I’m soapboxing about nonsense, I feel the same way about “____ has entered the chat”

Further bulletins as events warrant.

Yeah, living in Texas, I’ll seize any opportunity to wear a sweater or jacket that stays in the closet during our 10ish months of summer. You just miss out on so much accessorizing when it’s this damn hot all the time!

You mean, to counteract the air conditioner? As a fellow resident of these southern United States, I can’t imagine it would be necessary otherwise.

They absolutely were, until they realized it was a losing proposition. Many probably still are, privately, but they know now that it’s political suicide to express it.

The 14th Amendment to the US Constitution bars him from holding office again, on the grounds that after he swore to uphold the Constitution in his oath of office, he turned around and tried to do a coup. There are ongoing lawsuits to this effect in at least 2 states (Colorado and Michigan), seeking to remove him from the ballot. I don’t hold out much hope that they’ll be successful, but they’re right.

In the final (unseen) panel, the keeper is fired after killing Jason off, and countless screaming Argonauts.

When you post these kinds of c/i’m14andthisisdeep takes, completely devoid of nuance, it just makes it seem like you don’t have a single clue what you’re talking about. No offense intended, I honestly edited this comment several times, attempting to make it more civil.