He’ll be nominated for Secretary of the Treasury soon

Circa 2016

He filled stadiums with his message, she couldn’t fill half a highscool gym. It’s time for a new party on the actual left.

You will be able to see the point of this comic as it flies over their heads.

Is whammy bar gayer than Wham!?

It will be a glorious day in the name of Humans when we finally dump the dumb shit and act like we control our own actions and future

Damn Turd Burglars!

Be ready to defend your homelands choices, because we’re about to do something real fucked up.

How in 2024 do we not have the ability to find and prosecute offenders of false 911 calls like this?

This ass wipe makes 105k salary a year for doing fuck all in a nowhere state of morons, then tells you he doesn’t believe in welfare.

Rent plus a middle finger?

Your understanding relies on the assumption that politicians are elected to help people rather than generate distractions and profit.

“Trumpsters are not fascists”? Ah I forgot when all of the other candidates supporters threatened to kill people who don’t vote the way they do.

Always have money for war and bloodshed

More like Squid Game

Only once did Sean Connery ask his wife to sit on his face.

I’m not your buddy, guy.

Dionysus was pretty chill I think

I’m more scared most politicians believe or claim a religion when the population doesn’t. How can I trust you to govern me when you believe in magical bearded men threatening you from the clouds?

I vote all blue in a very red district and county, what else can I do? They’re too stupid to understand how dangerous their red vote is, and there is no changing their minds.