I’m 30 and my friends and I still quote this regularly

Early variants of the Panzer IV actually used a short barreled howitzer like that, so that’s not inaccurate

Like most things in life, blame the French

I would also join this endeavor. This country needs a small, light pickup truck again that a guy can fix in his driveway with basic tools.

I once had a dream where there was a McDonald’s in Skyrim. My first thought when I woke up was “There’s probably a mod for that”

I don’t even want to know what the French horn players are doing to their instruments…

Is there a way to undo/reverse it?

I consider every trip to Walmart an American safari.

Just pull yourself in like a turtle. Bam, perfect privacy too.

I was on this train. Amtrak paid me a settlement not to sue them, but it’s not Amtrak I blame, it’s BNSF, who owns the track. It’s very clear from the camera footage that the track was badly misaligned by the time the train went over it at 80 mph. That line is one of the busiest in the country, and if the freight locomotives (one of which had gone over that section of track barely an hour prior) had some kind of monitoring system, they would have alerted all the other trains to stop or slow down. I used to love riding trains, but our rail infrastructure is much too far behind places like Europe.