Based and pilk pilled

The dude abides pilk

What kind of economist phooey is this

Liberal economics

They can only plan three months ahead and must maximize profits in the short term before all else. It makes it impossible to leverage a population influx to invest in long term industry and infrastructure development.

Hail corporate

Are you capable of quantum superposition? Or can you perhaps only use one house at a time?

Use a guillotine, we aren’t savages.

Greetings fellow Daoist

Will they start using a functional language? Find out on tomorrow’s special report.

Oolong Johnson?

Have you considered masturbation as an alternative to posting shit memes? Much more enjoyable way to waste time.

My desk has a desktop with two monitors, a laptop, an iPad, and a phone. TBH the only reason I have so few devices laying around is because they’re expensive.

so few

So few?

Smartest car brain

Those goddamned primates always trying to steal people’s social security.

So the same but more run down because the Capitalist regime that replaced communism doesn’t maintain them?

Midlife crisis incoming

Nobody jerks off to waluigi more than Jesus.

That’s the episode where Picard reveals that he’s Spocks father right?

Kinky

🤢

Hot dogs are bad enough normally… why would you make them worse!

Serious contender for laziest post title of all time.