I was walking around one morning and heard that unsettling futuristic electric car noise.

To my surprise, it was an electric school bus! It looked like every other school bus, but the bottom was blue. I saw it take off too, it seemed like it had a lot of giddy up to it.

I am a professional photocopier technician, focusing on office sized, but also desktop laser photocopiers. I am certified in HP, Lexmark, various Xerox models, and various Canon photocopiers.

I say with all of my heart: Fuck HP.

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Oh I fully understand that. I am a huge car enthusiast, I see right through it

A tech enthusiast will have all the smart devices in their house.

Somebody that works in tech will shoot the microwave if it beeps when it’s not supposed to.

I watched the mkbhd video on it.

It was like he was trying to make everything sound cool, even though he knows it’s a disappointment.

“bwaaaah!” - Hank Hill

Just wait till you get to #12 🤣 /s

That’s where they get practice 😉

And don’t get me started on when they remove the dentures!

Seriously.

I have to go into nursing homes all the time. The ladies at them are the thirstiest women I’ve ever met.

…but ya know, a hole is a hole 🤷

This is sad! I have so many great memories on Omegle.

I have a logitech g920 race wheel. I used to set up my phone as a Webcam and use OBS studio to make it look like I was a YouTuber and I’d go on there and stream BeamNG.

I met people from all over the world, and had some super deep conversations with people. It was like free therapy.

It’s $5.99 where I’m at.

We’re winning!

I just spit out my water all over!

He just posted a video to his YouTube channel. He’s back. And it’s more disturbing than before.

I recently found out an old buddy is a famous YouTuber with 5 million followers.

My kids were watching him, and I said “that’s weird, we used to hang out in high school!” Their minds were blown. He’s gotta be rolling in the big bucks.

Can I just cash out my karma? I need money lol

California is coming to arrest you!

Live in a red county, it’s everywhere. Go to the small town high schools. Trump and confederate, and lifted trucks absolutely everywhere.

And good lord, the mullets.

What’s Twitter?

Just turn it off and on again.