Cordyceps

Lucky you, I just imagine one of those hawaiian centipedes snuggly chilling there and looking for a home

Man, here I thought they were a pair of animal testicles. I rather believe you instead.

Its all Shrek

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/goblin-mode

5 or 20, depending on how cold the room is

It is a fine line between a Pooh bear and a goblin mode. Depends if that attire stays in the bedroom I guess.

In some series back in the day a lady said something along the lines of “I need to start sleeping with a bra on so my boobs wont sag so much” so idk if that is a functional reason for it? Boobless here so cannot give any view on the matter otherwise.

Hurry onward Lindsay Lohan, or you will soon be dead.

And the text even ends with a mention of her being in early menopause…

Logically speaking it is definitely a hard sell. I imagine a lot more planning goes into having them these days, and the financial burden is considerable with all the other costs rising as well.

Ganbatte!

That is one example of it occurring, yes, but similarities with the image presented here and your source end at the 100% tip. Everything else has been modded to bait that rage.

I think it would be just enough to go for those massive diarrhea spasms where you no longer even have anything to expulse but your body keeps pushing. Although I guess it would be cooler to have a Tarantino level spray, choco edition.

This fucker tore me to pieces back in the day… highly recommend it!

This is a special kind of cursed. Well done.

If tariff checked based on country of origin it wont help.

I mean ibérico ham can be paired with honey melon, that combo works well.