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It’s legal because the people who benefit from corporate lobbying are the same people who determine what is legal.

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We can’t assume liability!

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Wouldn’t the opposite be Jesus’s mother? In other words… Mary is the anti-Christ?!

My favorite (probably inaccurate) point about the name “Jesus Christ”: the name “Christ” means “anointed one”, as you said. People were generally anointed by having oil poured on their head. “Jesus” is just contemporary form of the name “Joshua”. So in another life, “Jesus Christ” could literally be translated as “Oily Josh”.

Remember when their account signup page said “It’s free, and always will be”? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

the needs of the money

An apt typo.

I don’t think what Bowman did was smart, but giving ammo to Republicans genuinely doesn’t matter. Republicans are currently trying to impeach Biden for literally nothing. If you act perfectly and give them no ammo, then they’ll just straight-up make up bullshit instead.

Not to defend Trump in the slightest, but it was my understanding that the President isn’t actually required to release his taxes; it’s just a tradition that literally every other presidential candidate has conformed to. You know, to show that they’re trustworthy, which is why Trump never released his.

Oh good. Now they’re literally paying the karma-farming bots to spam recycled and stolen content. That will surely end well.

Same… turns out, milkshakes and pizza (with the right toppings) are vegetarian, and eating them multiple times a week will, in fact, expand your waistline.

I’m extremely surprised that the number is only 95%.

People keep bringing up “percentage” like it means anything at all. If I donated 10% of my net worth to Maui, I would have to skip groceries for a couple of months to get by. If Oprah were to donate 90% of her net worth, she would still have more money than I’ll ever see in my lifetime. Percentages mean nothing to the lifestyles of billionaires.

So we’re keeping the reddit trend of posting any tabloid-level “headline” about Musk as if it’s technology news?

Also doesn’t sound like something Jesus would say

It is literally something he said, after specifically being asked about paying taxes.

It’s not specific, it’s just making the point that the options being given are something bad, something bad, or something good. Pretty obvious choice to anybody with half a brain.

And if you don’t, then the problem has still resolved itself!

Roaches don’t pay rent.

The real answer is that Americans conservatives genuinely hate the poor, and will happily double their own healthcare costs if it means denying poor people access to care. They will fight tooth and nail to preserve the system that rich white Americans can afford, but poor black people can’t.

I believe “heads of lettuce” is becoming the standard for political gaffes.