All I get is this

EU regulations are for every country in the EU + Switzerland, Liechtenstein, Norway and Iceland

Do it like normal people: text

Don’t look back with it

This is like the “I’m not racist, but…” And then proceeds to say the most racist thing ever imagined

Two jobs!?

Here in Norway, a few years back, almost every news outlet had “guides” on how to buy your first apartment/house (buying a home became an integrated part of our economy after the war).

It was in the style of “if I can do it, anyone can”-interview with someone that just recently had bought their first home. The articles started pretty tame with clever tips where the boy/girl made coffee/lunch at home and saved a miniscule amount of money. Sure. Nice tips on how to save money.

Then it usually escalated to get your parents to buy an apartment, rent it out and keep all the rent income while living for free at home. After a while, sell the apartment and buy a new one.

Pretty fucking horrifying that journalists thought: “yes, this is a good article to print. It will help people!”

They never work for me 😢

Depends on what you mean exercise. Sprinting will tire you out, but you will quickly be ready again. Walking you can do almost forever. If you have a decent amount of fat on your body, you are basically a perpetuum mobile (sleep excluded, of course). Your footwear will go before you tire.

Rest of the world: meters, cm, mm

The US: gerbil teeth, lark tongues in aspic, toenail clippings on fire

The goal of interstellar travel must be to reduce the ping to 0

Not how capitalism works. Sadly

The worst thing about interstellar travel: no internet

Russian bots 👌

How to make sure I’m not making it by accident? That is the reason why I have a general understanding of atomic bombs

I had it. I printed it out on a dot matrix printer. Took hours, and my dad found it while it was half way. He got angry, pulled the cord and burned all of the paper

Got a question for you. What’s heavier: a kilogramme of salmon or a kilogramme of semen?

I love doing art for just for the sake of it

You have my attention. Tell me more about your dog