Lol I like the thought that even though we see Batman stop Joker hundreds of times, one time Joker really did succeed and as a prank just put a smidge of toxin into the supply.

I’d also like to see that list. I’d also like to see how hobby preference lines up with what hobbies the person with that preference has themselves.

I wish that xkcd script could be true.

How is Trump being trolled by this?

Why would you post this, my phone exploded and took a shit. I didnt know it could do that.

With ads! Wait, I also dislike those… They should figure it out for themselves!

The would have been a fantastic episode of Star Trek if done right.

I think it’s definitely possible that the range of music you like is wider than mine, which is definitely not a bad thing. I guess that’s part of my problem, I know how to find a lot of music, but I don’t enjoy a lot of music i find.

I mean, there’s definitely a skill to finding new good music. I’m not very good at it but I wish I was, it’s kind of difficult.

Ironically that’s far closer to actually being cancelled than whatever conservatives complain about.

We have documented accounts of Paul Bunyan!

Pov: you just posted cringe

Great! Then cease fire and start engaging in peace talks! Maybe take a few compromises like giving Palestinians equal rights. You might as well try that since the other stuff is failing, you’re the ones with all the political power after all.

Maybe you can’t liquidate a person.

This post is saying that killing orphans is ok and that Batman Begins was the best Christopher Nolan Batman movie. Before I get to the orphan thing I have to say that the Dark Knight Rises was clearly the better movie and thinking anything else is just one step away from starting World War 3.

No, just cheap and generic.

Op please post this next to your bosses office.

The beginning maps perfectly to “The Distance” by Cake and I was singing along to that tune as I read.

But I’m not the on-i-on

And honestly, if anything that pan was only maybe breaking 1200 calories unless they used crazy amounts of oil.