I was one of the few people who bought the original Surface and I actually loved Windows 8 on that thing. I even used Internet Explorer because the touch interface was fantastic. It all got taken away though.

Inspector Frank Butterman: suppose you’re wondering why we call them the “Andies”?

Nicholas Angel: They’re both called Andrew?

They said you were good!

Danny Butterman: Also because talking to them is an uphill struggle, isn’t it, Dad? [Danny gets hit on the head with a wastepaper basket]

Danny Butterman: Fuck off!