El Barto

Forbidden lettuce.

I don’t remember that version of Meghan Trainors song.

I knew I was right to blame society for everything!

It’s still made by Google, tho, so can you really trust that there’s no hidden shit? This is a company that is trying to create a monopoly over website access.

Any Web browser that claims privacy and security while using chromium as its base isn’t worth the risk, they may have implemented fixes and added their own proprietary code, but it’s still chromium and Google most likely hides a bunch of stuff from devs so they can’t mess with it.

Brave is a chromium based browser, so maybe chromium sends out something that let’s recaptcha know what’s going on.

Plants: shower

Masturbation: Jet on full.

Soon, let them stab themselves some more.

Shhh, you’ll make people notice that it’s local powers attacking our rights and not some evil foreign power of the week.

Man, you got catfished by the Washington post haha.

At least we’ve moved on from killing them in the street.

Poor hitch-hiking bot.

When you make your hobby your job.

Don’t you know you’re supposed to dissect every single frame of a movie, so you can point out all of the inaccuracies and vaguely relevant plot holes!

Then there’s the random company that uploaded an advertisement 8 years ago that keeps popping up.

Xitter is pronounced Shitter, like the Chinese president.

Nah can’t be him, because he’s been charged.

Pffft amateur…

Jar Jar Binks was a great character.

Youtube api: so I saw you watched a video on how to replace a smoke detector once, here’s all the videos about smoke detectors.

He’s just some Linus that we used to know.

Well come on in Jeffrey, there’s always room for you here!