Musk’s tears sustain me.

No it’s Pennant. Like the sportsball trophy.

This walking penis needs to be catapulted into the sun.

So, what, Google’s gonna sell them a plastic trash cleanup subscription service?

But can I get slaughtered by a mythological creature? Because bigfoot is too damned shy to kill anyone over here, and I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.

That’s what happens when you drink straight from the orange tap.

Fun fact, grass lawns got started by English aristocracy who could afford to waste land on nothing. It was a status symbol for rich people that got copied by people trying to look rich. Do everyone a favor and renaturalize your yard.

Oh hey, Jorkin DaPenis Vance made meat sounds with his word hole again. Neat.

Trump: 60 Minutes is all lies and hate!

Faux News: Yeah, that’s our thing!

Don’t you know that it’s elitist to know how to art? Just ask all those primitive humans arting all over cave walls for thousands of years.

And wobbly.

OP: Nothing’s better than AI art!

Me: counts fingers suspiciously

What even is that? I see fries, gravy, canned peas and a hot dog? Is that right? Because £4 is overpaying. Currently that’s $5.31 in Freedom Funnbux. Definitely overpaid for that.

Ahem. Fuck Thanksgiving bird country. That’s all.

The inevitable progression of insane orange logic.

Isn’t it fun to live during the downfall of an empire? I’ll bet the Brits loved it.

Fuck you revolting jackass. How’s about you spend 10k per person on healthcare and housing subsidies.

They need to stop using fixed values and switch to a calculation based on GDP, cost of living, inflation, and other such factors. If you do that you don’t need to keep fighting to increase it.

You could try to get a fillet knife between them, if the hot water trick won’t work.

Hemorrhoids: Am I a joke to you?