What difference does it even make? He’s already in office, he don’t give a fuck about anybody else, and R voters are always gonna vote R.

Even that stupid pigeon in the bottom left lol

Clearly they’re butthurt that you didn’t fellate Trump or Musk or some other such drain clog.

I need to start doing this with marketing crap. Except just rocks. Heavy, heavy rocks.

Well Vance is a psychic vampire, so probably.

How ironic would it have been on a scale of 1 to 100 if he’d had a stroke and died during the service lol

One is a replacement head. It’s literally right there on the label.

So you going to shut down Facebook right Mark? Right Mark?

Hey stupid you’re doing it wrong. Going even more to the right isn’t going to change jack shit. Listen to the people who are already willing to vote for Democrat if only the Democrat wasn’t an idiot.

Roadkill Fucking Kennedy is gonna stop testing and claim it’s a victory because new cases went down. He eliminated the department that tracks cases of diseases. Them he’ll ship the autistic undesirables to the same wellness farms concentration camps he’s planning to send anyone using SSRIs to. See ya in the camps I guess.

Even if you have to sink it yourself, eh Elon?

You know drilling holes in the boat and then saying you’ll go down with the ship isn’t gonna stop the passengers from stealing your life jacket, right?

It’s “Delete system 32” and “magnetize to wipe your hard drive” all over again.

It’s cyclical. The current generation of executive assholes failed to learn the lesson of their predecessors.

I wonder if it’s even plugged in. I mean it’s just an Elon grift, who says he’s even proving a service for his kickbacks?

I wonder if his recent on-camera mania is booze fueled, panic as his life crumbles around him, or both.

My doomsday kit is just a bottle of SoCo and a camping chair.

“I am not Count Olaf,” Count Olaf insisted.

You might be able to substitute chicken nuggets, but only if you call them “nuggies.”

Man covid must’ve fried his brain really good and crispy.

Mind your own damn business you archaic old fuckwit.