We know. We’ve always known.

They’re gonna crush some vacationing stockbroker lol

Those dreadlocks look so goddamn awful.

Meanwhile, smart people: I sure do love Libre Office.

The “biggest” crowds like nobody’s ever seen before. I hope his dad is waiting in hell to say what a disappointment Donny-boy is.

Don’t worry though, they’ll fail towards.

Every government is scared of these dumb kids lol

The Master has become the servant.

When stupid meets power, everybody loses. Usually except the rich.

Tell us you’re Canadian without telling us you’re Canadian.

It’s TikTok for people stupid enough to like short form and vertical videos but also angry that the government banned TikTok and who also hate the other alternative apps. Despite the number of these specific parameters, it’s a horrifyingly large demographic.

Literalist: The glass contains about 50% water.

Nihilist: The glass doesn’t matter.

Anarchist: The glass is now full of piss.

Absurdist: the glass is now upside-down without spilling the water.

Me: I don’t know who’s glass this is so it’s going in the sink.

Most conservatives come by their brain damage slowly, through lead poisoning and childhood abuse; or through mental disorders like high-functioning psychopathy, narcissism, and sociopathy.

And set them on fire when they can’t work in the gulag anymore.

So just out of abstract curiosity, where can one acquire these cards?

Okay that sounds cool and in my brain it’s like having the turrets and starcraft spin around to shoot stuff down, but in real life I know it’s just an EMF jamming field, if that much.

When I was that age I’d rather have died in the jungle. Not so much these days. It’s just not worth dealing with the mosquitoes.

I don’t know world news banned me because how dare I be angry at people in politics and wish that bad things would happen to them, and 196 band me because? Probably because I hate furries and dated to say so, but they never gave me a reason and I don’t care.