Life finds a way

Ranch salad dressing

What Taylor wants, Taylor gets.

Max Headroom becomes reality.

No project is complete without at least two trips to the hardware store.

Fantastic

You keep using that word.
I do not think it means what you think it means.

I like my girls like my cheese.
Fat-free American singles only

It’s just sleeping.

The moon landing was faked.

NASA got Kubrick to direct, and being a perfectionist, he insisted they shoot on location.

Hakuna Mavodka - It means no memories.

If you’re going through hell, keep on moving.

Hakuna Ma-vodka

It means no memories

Oktoberfest beers are the best beers.

Bring on the fluggegecheimen!

The courts have ruled many times that the police have no duty to protect.

The joke’s on them. I sold my soul years ago.