That’s why I call them Top and Bottom Dakotas.

As a native English speaker, I had the same thought.

My mom once said “flat bowls” when referring to plates.

There’s also coming back to work after a week off. It’s like the stress never left.

Jumping around to random features is how my ADHD brain works most efficiently.

We say “yo-ho” but we don’t say “ho”.

You wanna know why this dashboard takes a full minute to load? It’s because it joins every table in the fucking database because some people can’t be bothered to look at a separate page for certain information.

On the one hand, I’d get to feed people toenails. On the other hand, I don’t want to go to family gatherings.

Less is more, dude. There’s so much shit going on in this image that I can’t even tell what point you’re trying to make.

A war he started for no legitimate reason. You don’t get to take credit for saving people from a tragedy you intentionally caused.

I took my phone out of the case after a while, but the stupid screen goes all the way to the edge, so I keep accidentally tapping things just by holding the phone.

I still use TortiseGit just for merge conflicts. The editor is more intuitive to me.

On the other side of that there’s dropping a screw and not seeing where it went. Especially with the pointy ones.

It’s kinda interesting how I can look at something and not really find it funny until someone else points out what they found funny and it somehow makes the whole thing hilarious.

There’s a mistake in the title. It should say “best”.

I wear long pants year-round. Even when I worked as a greenskeeper at a golf course.

This is the first I’ve heard of this. Might be worth checking out.

I’m a little curious, but I didn’t un-blur the post because I’ve already had more accidental penis exposure in the past month on Lemmy than in the rest of my 37 years, and I don’t feel like taking more risks right now.

I have a laptop rocking Win 2k. Unfortunately I couldn’t back up the Program Files folder before the hard drive failed. But at least I got the original La-Mulana playable on the desktop.

!captionthis@lemdit.com reminds me of the “craption contest” that cracked.com used to have in their forums a couple years ago. Good times.